III YOU’RE HIRED!
Morning comes, the incessant buzzing and the irritating, bubbly voice of a local radio station host, issues from the alarm, it awakens Jade. She reaches over blindly, punching for the snooze button, missing it all together the first time. Before the second try, she opens one eye just enough to see where the snooze button is, before trying to press it down. She face plants into the pillow; her muffled words,
“Whatever he’s on, I want some!”